I live in Utah, land of the singles that are quite eager to mingle. What's wrong with this, you might ask? Well, the majority of women that are getting engaged in Utah Valley are under the age of 22. For some reason, beyond age 22, you are considered to be an old maid. Each year, there is a new batch of young, out-of-state girls who still have everything pointing up, attending one of the many schools in the area. So why should the men here settle for someone any older?
Don't think you're off the hook, men. Every day of every week of every month, there is a newly returned missionary walking into your ward. He's fresh, he's innocent, and he hasn't kissed a girl in 2 years. Who wouldn't want to be the first to get a hold of that? Oh, wait, maybe because he still parts his hair on one side and combs it over the other? Hello! No one is telling you that you have to continue this hair-don't anymore. And just a word of advice, just because you've gotten married doesn't mean you need to keep it like that. The least you can do is bic it to about 1/4 of an inch, and then you don't have to worry about how to style it at all. Oh and when you go bald, your should probably start shaving it then, too.
Something that might help out everyone is to stop being so desperate to get married. We've all grown up knowing that we live a live guided by the Man Upstairs, but then we try so hard to seal that marital bliss that we wind up scaring off all of our prospects on the first date. Lighten up a bit. It'll happen when it's supposed to happen.
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